At a wedding ceremony the minister asked if anyone had anything to say
concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up
and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a
child. She stood up and started walking slowly towards the minister.
Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying.
Then slowly the groom’s mother fainted.
The Best Men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help
save the situation.
The minister asked the woman, “Can you tell us, why you came forward? What
do you have to say?”
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, “We can’t hear at the back.”