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COMEDY GOLD! LOCAL TV NEWS Traffic Reporter Shows Crybaby Hillary Supporters Easiest Route To Canada [VIDEO]

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A traffic reporter on a local FOX 23 Tulsa, OK TV station surprised viewers when in the middle of his traffic report he stops to explain the best way for crybaby liberals to get to Canada. Pro-Hillary supporters warned they would move to Canada if Trump won the election. I’d love to buy this guy a beer for helping them to find their way

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Wedding Ceremony Hitch

Oops feature

 

wedding-hitchAt a wedding ceremony the minister asked if anyone had anything to say
concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up
and talk, or forever hold their peace.

women-childThe moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a
child. She stood up and started walking slowly towards the minister.

Everything quickly turned to chaos.

The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying.

Then slowly the groom’s mother fainted.

The Best Men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help
save the situation.

The minister asked the woman, “Can you tell us, why you came forward? What
do you have to say?”

There was absolute silence in the church.

The woman replied, “We can’t hear at the back.”

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Inner Peace

Inner Peace feature

 

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

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Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can’t eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk way.

Readers Contribution: thanks to RN and SK from NZ

Domestically Challenged Man: Starting the Vacuum Cleaner

House Keeping feature

Domestic challenges men confront as they age…

A retired guy sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Thomas, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week.”

Thomas gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure ! Why not. Where’s the vacuum ?”

Half an hour later, Thomas comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

His wife says, “I didn’t hear the vacuum running: I thought you were going to do the vacuuming ?”

Needs a new Plug! Right?

Exasperated, Thomas answers:

The stupid thing is broken: it won’t start. “We need to buy a new one.”

“Really ?” she says, “SHOW ME — IT WORKED FINE THE LAST TIME.”

Ten Commandments of Marriage!

Number Ten [10]

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Ten Commandments of Marriage